Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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