On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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