we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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