i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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