He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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