I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
She's just so happy...and so naked.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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