I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Randomize
