hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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