does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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