it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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