Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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