doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Be still, my beating vagina.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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