Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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