Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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