So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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