over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
