Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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