You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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