the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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