she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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