Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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