I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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