I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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