K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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