Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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