Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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