Whod you bang
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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