Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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