Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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