As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The feeling are messing with the penis
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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