I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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