i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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