I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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