You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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