On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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