I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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