Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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