My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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