We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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