windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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