Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Terrible idea I love it
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
