That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
