You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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