you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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