Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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