I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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