fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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