If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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