yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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