Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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