So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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