she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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