He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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