high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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