So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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