What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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