You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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