I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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