I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Blood and glitter go together right?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
please don't ironically join a cult
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